Just a joke today...I'm toooo tired (THAT DAMN CAT)

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you
say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every
bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-
800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer
space."
8. You can'! t believe they don't make a tampon bigger
than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you
crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
yesterday.

CHOCOLATE FACT: When Standard Brands Company, owner of Curtiss Candy Company, was acquired by Nabisco in 1981, they realized they had somehow lost the original recipes for the Baby Ruth and Butterfinger candy bars. No one at the old Curtiss factory remembered how to make the candy bars, and Nabisco had to develop new recipes that customers would accept.

QUOTE: “Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces.”