What is a Mom?
Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by
2nd grade school
children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help u s out of there when we were getting
born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.
He just used bigger
parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair
and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
Then they mostly use
string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother & not some other
mom?
1. We're related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.
What kind o f little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
guess would be pretty
bossy
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she
married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he make a t least $800 a year? Did he say
NO to dr ugs and YES
to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her
thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she h a s to
because dad's such a
goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees
the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess Mom is. But only because she has a lot
more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just
go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all
the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep
over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better
without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pay s bills all day
long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet, you know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what
would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
room clean. I'd get
rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it
was my sister who
did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those
invisible eyes on the back
of her head.
2nd grade school
children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help u s out of there when we were getting
born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.
He just used bigger
parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair
and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
Then they mostly use
string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother & not some other
mom?
1. We're related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.
What kind o f little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
guess would be pretty
bossy
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she
married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he make a t least $800 a year? Did he say
NO to dr ugs and YES
to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her
thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she h a s to
because dad's such a
goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees
the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess Mom is. But only because she has a lot
more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just
go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all
the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep
over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better
without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pay s bills all day
long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet, you know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what
would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
room clean. I'd get
rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it
was my sister who
did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those
invisible eyes on the back
of her head.
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