hi

Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine,

into your brain,

and that's where

shitty ideas come from.

Have a great day!

CHOCOLATE FACT: The Dutch are the biggest eaters of candy, at 65 pounds per person a year; Americans eat about 21 pounds a year.

BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's all I have to say about that....
Well it's happened. I truly believe that I am sick now. Mr. Goodbar went to the doctor and found out that he just has a BAD case of the flu...you know the one they can't do ANYTHING about cept wait it out, and spread your germs hehe.....
I go to the doctor today with Krackel to see what's up with us....keep the fingers crossed....
Kit Kat is FINE...and Little rolo....shes ok, I think she's trying to fight off something too.....
On a funnier note, this morn ing, when i was opening all our mini-blinds, my cat was going crazy and I couldn't figure out why. Our backyard is basically a marsh, and a forest perserve...so I looked out the big window and didn't see anything. I thought it was just birds, but he was going CRAZY....So I opened the last set of mini-blinds and BAM I saw why he was going crazy...
There were 2 raccoons in the tree outside the window...yes 2...and can ANYONE guess what they were doing......THEY WERE MAKING LITTLE BABY RACCOONS.....or a raccoon porno..I scared them away when i went to feed the birds.....
In a tree, that HAD to be uncomfortable.....I bet your all picturing that now huh *wink* dowwy.......

CHOCOLATE FACT: Cole Porter got a kick from fudge. He had nine pounds of it shipped to him each month from his hometown.

QUOTE: Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

Here I go again on my own.....

My goodness...what can I say about today...oh yeah IM THE ONLY ONE HEALTHY.....Krackel is still not 100% and little Rolo is sneezing and green snotty and miniture Kit-Kat is sneezing and snotty. I am the only one NOT sneezing, and am not snotty. I figured it out though. Iw ill probably be the one next week who's laying on the floor, sneezing and snotty while everyone else runs around me....yup that's gunna be me!!! But I have it in my head that I WILL NOT GET SICK, and if I do, i'm sticking my head in the toilet! Strep throat is going around Krackel school AGAIN!!! I tell you, kids these day's need to be in a bubble!!! Other than that, nothing else is new.
This weekend though I have my sister-in-law's babyshower....ITS A GIRL....yup she's gunna have a girl....which is good, cause they already have 2 boys. It's a break from all the soccer, baseball, football games and practices...now my sister-in-law can do girlie stuff w/out borrowing my 3 girls hehehehe.....
Welp gotta jet.....hope all have a WONDERFUL day!!! And I hope something magical happens to at least one person today!

CHOCOLATE FACT:In the U.S. chocolate candy outsells all other types of candy combined, by 2 to 1.

QUOTE: "Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!"

Just a joke today...I'm toooo tired (THAT DAMN CAT)

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you
say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every
bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-
800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer
space."
8. You can'! t believe they don't make a tampon bigger
than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you
crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
yesterday.

CHOCOLATE FACT: When Standard Brands Company, owner of Curtiss Candy Company, was acquired by Nabisco in 1981, they realized they had somehow lost the original recipes for the Baby Ruth and Butterfinger candy bars. No one at the old Curtiss factory remembered how to make the candy bars, and Nabisco had to develop new recipes that customers would accept.

QUOTE: “Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces.”

Happy Birthday

Well I survived the birthday weekend, with 6 SCRRRRRRRRRRREAMING girls in one room, and I literally mean, IN ONE ROOM....Krackel turned 7 yesterday, and that poor girl got REALLY sick. She was running a 103 fever. Her throat was hurting. i took her to the doctor and she has strep throat...ON HER BIRTHDAY.....I had to keep her home from school today cause she was still running that fever (at least it's lower now 100) and she's cranky as all get out.

One of the girls on at her "slumber party" got sick (all over my bathroom i might add) and she had to go home early. I think she brought the flu home, although at Krackels school strep throat is going around. At least Kit-Kat and Rolo show NO signs (YET) of being sick. There actually running around driving Krackel crazy cause there (as she says) being loud....And they are, but Krackel doesn't want to go up and lay in her room.

Oh well just another monday....I hope Krackel start feeling better soon....Well I hope all have a good monday.

CHOCOLATE FACT: Americans consumed over 3.1 billion pounds of chocolate in 2001, which is almost half of the total world's production.

QUOTE: Energy is eternal delight.