One of them days....

Don't know what it is, but I awoke in a cranky mood. Just not a very talkative mood. The kind where you just want to pull the covers over your head and not be bothered. i had planned on cleaning the garage to get ready for a garage sale that I told Krackel she could have this weekend. I did get the window's washed from Rolo putting chapstick all over it....Krackel and Rolo are already going at it and it's only 7:30am...krackel is giving me heck about taking the bus to school. Rolo poured nerds all over the chair. The birds are staring in the window cause I don't have any food for them. I ran out of milk, i ran out of bread. I RAN OUT OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
So.....How's everyone else's day????

CHOCOLATE FACT: Chocolatiers have their own technical terms, for example, "praline" which means a mixture made from a paste of chocolate and crushed hazelnuts; or "ganache", which is a mixture of chocolate and cream with a smooth texture. The ganache chocolate was born when a French 19th-century apprentice knocked some cream into a tub of chocolate. His boss called him, "un ganache" - an imbecile!

QUOTE: " Without the stones of life being thrown at you, you would have nothing to step on to get to the next level."

GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

Just in case you ever get the two environments confused, this should
help clear things up!

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10
cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all
the
doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing !
games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee
on
the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get
out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

Now get back to work. you're not getting paid to check emails!

bed time....

You know it's time to go back to bed when......
You wake up to go exercise early in the morning, only to get there and find it doesn't open for another hour.
When you try and do a good thing and get coffee for yourself and spouse, only to get home and to the door and drop the coffee on the ground.
When you go to sit down on your chair and it flips backwards...
You go outside to feed the birds and you slip on the wet grass....
You go to fold the laundry when a 2 yr old comes and unfolds all of it...(Rolo)
When you walk into the kitchen only to walk right into the wet cat food.
When you go to the bathroom only to find that (the spouse) did not replace to toilet paper roll....

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO and all before 7AM!!!!!
*DEEP BREATH* IM SO CHILLED OUT MMM RUM RUM...


CHOCOLATE FACT...Chocolate was available only as cocoa or as a liquid until 1879. It was Rodolphe Lindt who thought to add cocoa butter back to the chocolate. Adding the additional cocoa butter helped the chocolate set up into a bar that "snaps" when broken as well as melting on the tongue.

QUOTE....Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets

Oh to be 2

Need I say more????