question of the day...

What is a computer: An electronic device for the storage and processing of information.

What is a typewriter: A typewriter is a mechanical, electromechanical, or electronic device with a set of "keys" that, when pressed, cause characters to be printed on a document, usually paper. (DUH!)

and that is that....Hope EVERYONE has a great weekend!!! ITS KIT-KAT'S BIRTHDAY WOOOHOOOOO she turned 6 today *S*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITKAT


CHOCOLATE FACT: Henri Nestle was the first to create milk chocolate by adding condensed milk to the mixture when making chocolate bars.

QUOTE: I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

So many choices.....

Frustration tests greatly the humour in me,
Some people, their actions, and things that I see.
Perhaps I am mean to not suffer them gladly,
But I find it quite irksome when people act badly.
Or when systems in place, just fail to make sense,
I am tempted to pass comment that may cause offence.
But why suffer in silence when lunacy reigns,
And not mention, improvements are afforded by brains?
Perhaps it is arrogant to think this at times,
But some things are so stupid they should be a crime.
So if rude I must be, then rude I shall stay,
Till the fools of the world either think or go away.


CHOCOLATE FACT: In seventeenth-century Europe, chocolate became popular as a sweet drink made with sugar and vanilla.

QUOTE: If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!

When pigs fly.....

CHOCOLATE FACT: The Aztecs drank chocolate in a bitter drink which also contained chillies, cornmeal and hallucinogenic mushrooms. Imagine that!

QUOTE: Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

CHOCOLATE TUESDAY......

AND IM OUTTA CHOCOLATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CHOCOLATE FACT: Chocolate liquor - extracted from crushed, roasted beans - is solid at room temperature but melts at 92 degrees Fahrenheit, round about tongue temperature and hence the melt-in-the-mouth pleasure effect.

QUOTE: The 12-step chocoholics program:
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

ALMOST.....

This week is over YAYYYYYYYY.....
BUT we almost had a accident hehe....the easter bunny was almost seen! Well not almost, you see Krackel and Rolo were opening there easter baskets, and I figured this year I would buy stuff that they "need" and put them in a basket that they wanted. So I bought like sandals for them, skirt outfits, books for krackel, a jump rope for Rolo. Well Krackel was opening up her basket and said outloud "I think the Easter bunny shops at Target" DOH! Then Krackel said "I think the Easter Bunny is daddy (Mr. Goodbar)" WOW.....so I had to think of something quickly. I said "Well the Easter Bunny is like Santa, he has special powers that he can get stuff at stores too...along with all the little bunnies helping him make stuff" So that stuck this year, but don't know about next year =-( We also hid plastic eggs with candy in them instead of real eggs, cause last year we threw away 3 dozen eggs almost....not alot of people cept Mr.Goodbar eat eggs in this house...and he's watching his eating habits, so none of them prolly would have gotten eaten. So I thought this a better way. Krackel wasn't too happy, but still had fun doing it!
Well I hope all have a great day!!

CHOCOLATE FACT: Cocoa butter makes a sensuous massage cream.

QUOTE: Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!